the awkward lean

I predict many more of these on tonight’s season premiere of Australia’s Next Top Model. Joyous!

A lack of compatibility or similarity between two or more facts.

Do the rockaway

Severe trauma

There you go

Homies

Vestigial organs

One drink short of an orgy

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The ultimate triumph of human reason

Western suburbia

Spesh

Talcum powder

Subtle leans

Blue footed boobies are famous in the Galapagos Islands for their shrill mating calls.